I always thought it was dreaming..fuck

It is because they mostly suck.

She IS 2000 years old!!

Can’t wait for those ‘Waldo’ glasses to fall out of fashion.

That’s what the Night Stalker said.

This song reminds me of my only Spring Break in Daytona. Awesome times.

My favorite headline this year, so far.

Awful, but not in the the top ten worst.

Kevin Hart should have been escorted out for that ridiculous jacket alone.

Good God, it’s probably in every youth sport everywhere at every level. Daunting and sad.

Someone should alter this headline and get rid of that capital a.

Looks like a long-lost member of Christian band Stryper.

Were they calling this off a monitor in Boise, or something?

Yep, until 2035!

You must be a hit at parties.

And this man has a college education?

And this man has a college education?

No. The IIHF ruled no one on an NHL or AHL contract is eligible. He is still under contract to the Hawks, and is on the Long Term Injured Reserve, so his salary won’t count against the cap. If he could suddenly just play, the Hawks would be in a whole heap of trouble, salary cap and otherwise.