“They are marvelous actors on set,” said another ESPN on-air staffer”

Cool. Can I fine my boss the same?

He might not be the best player in the NHL, but he sure is the most important player to his team. Easily the best flow around tho.

Sharapova should ask her out on Twitter so they can ‘make up’.

Wow, for the first time since Dewey was elected.

If five years is the ask, then you gotta show Lowry the door. Unless it’s busted

But what about the junior hockey team from Flint that quit on the owner?

Now all he needs to do is grow a pornstache.

She’s starting to look like a camgirl.

Not to be confused with Eli from Westchester, who saw the Giants in a huddle, and figured they were saying rascist shit about him.

The answer is always this:

Next up, the Sugarland Skeeters!

If it can happen to Kris and Anna Benson, it can happen to anyone.

Who is he, Huggy Bear from Starsky and Hutch?

Jerome hated every closer for the Mets and Yankees, and I loved hearing him go ballistic ,

Legendary WFAN tapes? My stash of overnight-under-the-covers-schmoozing collection of Steve Sommers may finally see the light of day.

I still don’t know how you get Mike from Giancarlo.

Now the Mass State Trooper can get out there and catch the dreaded CSN shooter, Glenn Gleason.

Jonah Keri WILL be on the phone...hold on.