Why, did they hold the pageant on Martin Luther King day or something?

He’d still be laying on her now.

My wife would have fired me about a billion times by now.

Love the name..although I’m biased since I played for:

The NHL has enough issues with franchise stability, and Canadian dollar problems. To prop up any other league would be pissing away tens of millions for nothing. This is not a shot at Joffrey Lupul, or Davids Clarkson and Bolland.

Show me that smile again.

I suppose it’s better than being at the drive-in. Or in the old man’s Ford. Just  lock the cellar door.

This is relatively tame compared to the days of yore, when Matt Millen lived in Mike Milbury’s basement.

My neighbour does this. I combat it passive-aggressively by placing a ‘Free Trailer’ ad on Craigslist. 

This is going to end with 3 arenas, 2 white elephants with only the Suns left as tenants and the cities more than a billion dollars poorer.

Hey, so do we!

Can’t wait to see all those O faces,

Glad to see Madonna’s kid catch a break.

Which wife is he asking?

uh..which one is the unlikeable one, again?

Not even J-Bug would watch that upper-decker of a show.

If you don’t like it, sell the teams and make all your money back plus about 1000%.

Those idiots don’t know what ‘scam’ means.

This sounds better if you picture Cousin Sal-as-Bill Simmons saying it.

Those two teams should both wear beige. No one really gives a fuck.