You must be old, going to an actual store and all.

C’mon someone make the fake pilots name ‘joke’.

+1 cronut

Maybe if they use an axe.

Anytime someone says “It’s not about the money”, it ends up being all about the money.

76 all-told, to be precise.

Wrong. You nor anyone else have any idea what the ‘fans’ true intention is, especially in a situation where said fan has committed an illegal act by being on the field in the first place. Pure self-defense.

Dear Josh:

He’s been known to go on runs.

Thank you for running my memory.

You must not know anything about Hank the first.

Frank Stallone was killer.

Standard, uninspired response:

Or Joe ‘Disgusting Act’ Buck.

I only watch RedZone, and stopped cheering for any team. No longer buy any other merch either.

Nice. Iceland EA’d EA.

I liked when Manny used to fuck around over there.