Just like guitar chords.

Operation Shutdown is always a good thing, no?

I thought Martin Mull was just born 54 years old.

Ah yes, Donald Trumo that lying sack of shit.

How ya feelin’ now?

My expert analytics: 27>31, math be damned.

+1, literally.

I think Rick Cordella is right. Except for Usain Bolt, the whole thing should be tape delayed.

‘If there’s anything we’ve learned from this incident, it’s that Yunel Escobar sucks at drawing. ‘

I would have guessed their normal stadium was burned down in a rage.

As a player of many Ultimate Team modes, this is no surprise. They are grooming and growing a ton of gambling addicts, because there is almost zero regulation.

Gretzky’s Oilers upsetting the Montreal Canadiens.

The Durant defection is part of a slow con perpetrated by the NBA to get the Thunder back to Seattle.

I say the same thing about Madison Bumgarner.

..Comiskey Park’s organist

No Sanchez, or Estrada, eh Ned Yost?

Stupid. I would have tried to get Lucic for 3-4 years and pay him 9M a year. The term is the killer in all these deals.

(Side note: Who the fuck hates Vince Carter????)

Lotta holes, a lot of snags.

Are you that ‘girl from the town over’?