Molester, without the mo.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

I wonder if they’ll have proper hot dog buns in their New England restaurants or if they’ll try to sell us the bullshit rolls pictured here.

+1 Drunken Family Reunion

MOM: I just can’t believe how proud I am of Matt, and how happy it makes me feel to see him so... oh, it’s been disallowed? Fuck him then.

That happened 20 years ago in Montreal.

This dude has been running the ball up the gut and taking a beating all year. He may have made a mistake not diving on it, but the idea he didn’t dive out of some fear of getting hit is utter insanity.

I think we need to move on from this play. He made an instinctual move based on where the ball may or may not go. He didn’t sit and there and plan it out. It was a split-second reaction that didn’t look good when everyone is able to break it down in slow motion. Manning’s pick looked horrible in slow motion too, but…

In lieu of the standard “I hope he gets the help he needs”, I will offer the same “fuck you” I gave to Greg Hardy.

It’s true that nobody likes losing. But when you can’t handle losing, you are a baby, and deserve to be called one.

“If I’s”

I never had a problem with Cam all season, but my god, if you are going to party and celebrate and act that way when you're winning, you sure as shit can't act like a little bitch when you lose. That press conference was ridiculous. Josh Norman crying like a bitch was schadenfreude moment of the decade.

Oh, fuck off. First of all, Joe Montana still has the best case as the GOAT of quarterbacks. Trying to tear down Manning doesn’t affect my view in the slightest. Second of all, Brady has *also* had several games in which he played like shit but still “got the win.” For instance, in his first Super Bowl, he threw for…

I was relieved to see Von Miller get the MVP. I had a horrible feeling they were going to give it to Manning for his legacy, or some damn thing.

Voters really do have some sort of stick in their ass about WRs. Art Monk at one time had the most receptions in history, won three super bowls, and wasn’t a complete fucking asshole. He had to wait forever to get in.

Yeah, get the fuck out of here if you want things to be better!

I feel like this story is missing some key information. If the dad promised them a puppy, and Ryan scored, how did they end up with a Polish guy?

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that most teams don’t have the sort of pass rush Denver does or New York did when they won those Super Bowls?