Too bad you can’t use contractions correctly, eh.

5. Dane Cook

A couple things:

It’s kind of a perfect parallel. He’s got the brother who’s undeniably worse yet somehow wins more.

The golden shower shouldn’t bother you at all.

Miracle Whip isn’t fit to hold Mayo’s jock strap.

I like Mark Sanchez too, but I wouldn’t go that far.

He got concussed while scrambling for a 3-9 team, that was down 24-3, on a play that didn’t even count.

“It says a lot about who runs the NFL that a god damn nylon cover attached to pvc pipe is some type of “new and advanced” player friendly sideline addition.”

I’ve never understood this: “X makes a lot of money so he doesn’t feel normal human emotions and/or is undeserving of empathy.”

Morons like you think your reprehensible and boorish behavior is somehow represenative of everyone else’s experience, when really, it’s just that you’re dumb as fuck and an asshole. Dickheads like you are exactly the people I hated sharing locker rooms with growing up. You think that demeaning others is somehow a…

You have a weird fetish, but no judging here.

Just when I think your jokes can’t get better, you just keep going... and going... and going...

Sadly, I think you are wrong. I think that hate is just a much stronger motivator than anything else (i.e., logic, love, rational governance theory, economics, compassion for your fellow man, etc.)

I’m just going to say this:

You guys are gonna get Michael J. Fox fired in his first week at his new job.

well once they got the USOC involved... and then the FBI... that also involved authorities of Brazil. So yeah, they have much better things to focus on than investigating a crime that most likely didn’t happen, which is why these assholes should be punished for making up a story that wasted multiple resources form…

Read it again. From 2011 to 2015, they set the cap at 10 nanomoles, which required Semenya to testosterone-inhibiting medication to get under the 10 nm limit. But then in 2016, CAS got rid of the 10 nm limit, which means that Semenya doesn’t have to take medication anymore. So her level is far, far above 10 nm now.

Republicans have always used the American flag to hide things they don't like to look at - or don't want the rest of us to see.