Aileen Wuornos motivational posters should be mandatory in all office environments.

did anyone else assume his pretending to not recognize Renee was supposed to be shade about how different she supposedly looks post-op?

this is purely anecdotal but i am hot and also lots of fun in the sack (or out!).

haha! I do always say thank you. It seems polite.

Hey.

No, it’s been established. The creepiest thing to say would be, “There she is.”

Pretty sure “hey you” = “I do not remember your name but would like you to tell me how awesome that was”, so you’re on the right page.

I LIKE YOU

Some couples tease each other. Some people even have a sense of humor. YOU SHOULD TRY IT ITS VERY FREEING

Let’s not beat Barry up, he just hasn’t had sex with enough men to encounter a “Hey-er” yet. Also, it’s because the moments after sex are incredibly awkward for a lot of us dimwitted menfolk. We feel the need to acknowledge that something loving/fun/touching/emotional/whatever has just happened and instead of saying…

Sex has happened to me. I am a sex happener.

Then there’s a good chance that you regularly drop the most cringe-inducing, yet seemingly inescapable, post-coital line ever—ie:

I know he did.

yah, i made it up

You are wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. I dated a guy for 3 years who Hey’d me, and this is a conservative guess, 50% of the time when he came.

This has happened to me so many times.

Percheskey is referring to his fleshlight.

In my opinion and experience, that soft “Hey” is a gentle, tentative expression of the joy of discovering each other in this uniquely intimate way. I find it adorable and return it, as in the concluding paragraph here.

Demon Knight. Love it! He’s a sexy demon. My favorite scene:

He seems remarkably calm for someone with a live ferret in his underwear.