oneeyedpeopleeater
OneEyedPeopleEater
oneeyedpeopleeater

I like that Orlando Bloom seems super into Katy Perry, but if my partner grabbed my breasts like that in public

Oh yeah! And it’s become a tourist attraction since. The money from ticket sales goes to a local elder home. Also, the older woman who tried to be helpful by “fixing” it was, last I heard, going to cut a deal for a percentage of the rights on gift shop items with the monkey jesus’s likeness on them.

I particularly liked Disco GI and Surrendering Benjamin Button.

I can’t decide if it’s a dog or a cow! It’s a dow!

Oh yeah, for sure.

I also would lose my mind if a dude I was with threw out my clothes. I’d never think of doing that to someone I was with unless maybe the pants were somehow laced with curare or arsenic or something. I don’t understand! Clothes are not my business. If it’s that offensive, can’t you just break up with them?

She was a stunner, really, and she ultimately made herself look goofy because that’s what female comedians had to do back then. You couldn’t possibly be pretty AND funny.

I actually love it. I would so put it on my front porch!

Scary Lucy is Scary, but she’s also an interesting tourist attraction.

And people always hassle me, "why dont you dance", and the one time I do, Im on video.

They look better, to me, than any of the other shorts options for men.

You built it. Now fuck it.

Here’s why I think men, especially middle aged men, cling to wearing cargo shorts. The added bulky side pockets on the legs of a cargo short help to even out the bulk in their mid section above the shorts. If they have to wear a t-shirt or polo with the straight leg chino type shorts, the stomach - which isn’t as flat

I came on to ask exactly same thing. I love when my husband wears cargo shorts. I even buy him those. He looks hot. I never even knew there’s cargo short hate out there.

I want that dude at every party I go to for the rest of my life. Also, I was at my cousin’s wake and memorial service yesterday :(, and I cannot tell you how many people wore cargo shorts. It was so strange! I realize it is hot, but COME ON.

THIS GIF IS AMAZING. *right clicks and saves*

I... I want to agree with you but man on the left is wearing a long sleeve button down with shorts (salmon no less) and I... I just don’t know

I’m pretty sure I know you...

Ok honest question... what other types of shorts are out there for men? Am I supposed to be offended by men who wear cargo shorts? Are they juvenile? I’m just not getting this.