If the movie is bad but the review that says the movie is bad is worse…Kif, we have a conundrum.

Oh man, I was really looking forward to seeing Will Smith playing Will Smith playing Fresh-Prince-nostalgic Will Smith.

My niece walked out of the cinema saying she loved the film, just wasn't IN love with it.

A masterpiece as in Citizen Kane/The Godfather or as in Look-at-what-my-8-year-old-son-recorded-using-my-mobile-phone,-it's-a-masterpiece ?

Could we say Watchmen or the Killing Joke are up there as some of the most intelligent comic books?

Not entirely. Those Bat-nipples, once you watch them you can't unwatch them.

It seems to me everytime I go to the movies to watch a superhero flick I'm in philosophical distress, as in the comic books feels like reading Kant's KrV and all I'm shown in the screen is sometimes Fichte (when the movie is good), most of the time Darren Star's or Shonda Rhimes's level of abhorrent…