OK for this next pose can you cross your legs? Good! Now take your right hand and place it on your hip. Great now bring that right elbow out. Further. FURTHER. FURTHER DAMMIT!!! Perfect.

Congratulations, Mr. Kspraydad, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with an Aston Martin which this lovely lady will deliver to you as soon as the tow truck arrives.

Doug ruined Aston Martin’s F1 efforts with his warranty.

I like him but I completely understand where you are coming from. He represents the side of racing a lot of people hate; the entitled side. Don’t get me wrong, he doesn’t act entitled but he has had luck and opportunities that no one you ever dream of.

Yay! Way to go editing the video and making it shitty and unentertaining.

Woot, I won the office pool!

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

/island of Sodor is loosely based on Man

The second one.

Former Stig speaks!

I just assume everything from the United Kingdom is fake.

I love Jalopnik, but I cant find it in myself to subscribe while I am still in the greys here.

Where can I buy a road with a corner in it for under $60k?

The turbo noises. Oh, the glorious turbo noises.

I came here for this. It should automatically be placed at the top of the thread instead of having to look for it.

Actually, it’s being explicitly marketed for dudes with medium-sized dicks. MEDIUM BRO!

I sure don’t want to go looking through $kay’s internet history...

“Here’s the fastest way to defrost your car windows according to Russian science.”

Reminds me of a George Carlin quote -