I wasn’t either. I wasn’t even planning on financing the Hummer, and then they offered me 2 percent interest on a 20 year old giant piece of crap. You don’t turn that down. You hug them.

This is especially true of my own bank, a large national chain, which is open on a weekly basis for approximately 37 minutes each day.

Shoot, the floor falling out should have been a warranty fix! Has nothing to do with drivetrain. That is all body work going bad. Come on Mitsubishi....

How do you beat the Warriors? You beat ‘em with hustle, heart, and using your head. You throw good, crisp bounce passes. You find the open man. You hit your set shots. You box out underneath. You move the runner along into scoring position with less than two outs. You hit your free throws. You eat your vegetables. You…

Skyy is delicious.

Jake from State Farm is kind of pissed.

Found on ebay:

2015 USAF Ghostrider Gunship
One of a kind
Babied...never tracked or raced...never wintered.
New wings and recently replaced OEM flight crew buckets.
$50 million OBO.
No tire kickers, no mavericks.

Ya know, inverted.

Forgivable. They look nice enough and they’re not something that you’d always look at.

And it apparently shares pedals with the GTI, lol.

No manual eh?

Lookin’ like a dick leavin’ that slick on the brick no matter how quick

Right?

You forgot STIs pulling everything out of snow:

Driver: That’s my bad; I was sending a tweet.

nitro = nitromethane, the awesome liquid fuel NHRA sucks-and-blows by the gallons per run in their 10,000 HP beasts

I call shenanigans on that edit. I can spot a Crown Vic out of my peripheral vision in my rear view mirror at night in the fog with its lights off from about a mile. Maybe two.

This Lambo

Next question.