It has been universally adored for half a century already...what's another century?

Mmmmmm. Dat color, though.

Alternate headline: The Nine Most Weirdly Practical Cars Ever And Also One Saab

Those quotes are made 100x better by being posted by "Vin" and "Diesel".

What a maroon. Take it to the track where you can wreck BMW's with impunity!

Porsche Cayman. Two Trunks!

Why is the Global Rallycross points system so fucked up?

This would probably cost about $60,000 to sell in America. 1 person would probably buy it and then it would remember that it's a VW and break down. The original owner will sell it to somebody from VWvortex for about $12,579.35. The new owner will then go on to brag about how it's the greatest performance car ever and…

Sup dawg. I heard you like drifting, so we put your car on a boat so you can drift while you drift.

The 918 wins based on livery alone.

I had a 996 Turbo, and it's one of the best cars I've ever owned. I would rather have that car back than most of the other 'enthusiast' Porsches people keep going on about. No thanks, I don't want to spend $50k for a naturally aspirated 993 cab with 270 hp.

It must be. I think I was mistaking being billionaire rich with millionaire rich in my scenario.

Christian von Koenigsegg is not impressed.

Chris Harris didn't seem have too much trouble. (Drifting, that is. I don't know about him off-roading it).

Are you new to Jalopnik? You must be, I'm Diesel, I commonly come up with humorous quips and jokes. In this case, that an awful movie had the best racing scene. Welcome to the club, I hope you enjoy your time. And, as always, don't forget to tip your waitresses and bartenders.

Two years ago when COTA first opened, I went to a private event there and somebody brought their Enzo. Thing is, nobody cared, because someone else brought this:

It's not a monster, it's beautiful....

The Ducati parts bin should be raided more often

Removing the badges conveys a false sense of modesty - which is good for +20 rwhp, obviously.