This footage is also historically significant as it records the first time a Cayenne has been taken off road at around 0:33 mark.

I want to say Meezee's injuries may have a little something to do with his sheer lack of riding protection, aside from the pasta bowl on his head.

Okay... not counting the 'Rex in the Subaru section at the end of the article, Jalopnik chose ten cars to recommend, and eight of them are FWD.

I totally did not just drive my mouse pointer around these tracks making upshift-downshift noises, under my breath.

Does the Porsche vs. Cobra race at the end of "Bad Boys" count?

Because I vote that.

This is the car moment for the newest generation, the standout scene of the standout car movie for today's kids.

Bugatti didn't kill special editions.

First Subaru and now BMW?

Fred: What happened?

You forgot the VW Golf GTI W-12. Just insane!

Is the Viper a great driver's-car? No.

8000 rpm? That's cute BMW.

Find him. Strap fireworks to him. Light fireworks. Justice.

I will forever maintain that VW ruined the R32 by axing the VR6 engine.

Before a bunch of people get on here to tell me why the design is wrong, why BMW M's suck, and why this yellow is ugly:

Meanwhile, on the tracking website:

That could've ended a lot worse.