I’m stress eating. Who else is?

Thong thong thong thong WRONG

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

oh man, the overt ass grab in the background behind him is....bordering on presidential.

This “kids know what’s best for themselves” logic is so foreign to me. I only hear it from parents whose children prefer them to their exes, and people who believe that a childhood with elements of severe, dangerous dysfunction is a universal experience. So they’re either operating as an interested party…

That assumes the child is making an actual choice and not being manipulated by one parent. In an ideal world sure. But if the parent or parents are manipulators it’s not really the child’s choice.

His whole over-publicized redemption tour screamed of emotional abuse and gaslighting to me. The pic of him grabbing a woman’s ass sealed the deal for me.

This pic is everything I need to know about him and always has been.

You should feel an overwhelming urge to sing “Circle of Life”.

Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”

How are you supposed to feel when you see a bigger bully push a smaller bully around?

The difference is that Ghandi’s offensive views were not intrinsically tied up in his activism for independence. Sanger’s WERE. Sanger’s pro-choice views were partially (if not nearly all) informed by her view that there were “certain classes” of humans (the poor, the disabled, the non-white) who were simply “less…

Blue Ivy is very, very cute and I loved her tiny Prince-like outfit.

No.

Yes! The chair is the true star of the performance! It had one job to do and it nailed it!

I love that Death was brought in solely to high-five Putin. That’s pointed commentary.

Also not at all baffling because Kate McKinnon is a treasure and supremely talented and can play any part. The fact that it would piss of 45 even more is just icing on the cake.

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

I saw her clapback at someone who was pissed at her for being vocal against Trump. The woman said something to effect that she was going to throw her HP books away or burn them, and JKR was like, “ that’s fine. I already got your money. Byeeeeee!”