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This was the most inspired move by SNL in a long time. You just know its going to get under EVERYONE’S skin in the Trump Admin. Everyone knows Trump watches SNL like a hawk, here’s hoping next week’s Alec Baldwin ep is 100% Trump jokes. They fucking owe it to us after giving Dear Leader a whole show to himself.

This was pitch perfect. I’m pretty sure the real Spicer would love a podium he could pick up and beat people with.

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

And I’m no longer middleaged. And it’s not such a bad thing.

I am so obsessed with Riverdale. Had no idea Josie & the Pussycast were going to be on it. I am happy. That is all.

I just read the transcript, and even by Trumpian standards, that was.....pretty goddamn terrible. I can only imagine how much worse it was live. Seriously, can someone, anyone, not get this man a fucking speechwriter?

Whats even more bizarre about this is that Fredrick Douglass is one of like, 6 black people who you learn about in public school (along with Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, MLK, Chrispus Attucks and Dred Scott). Most 8th graders could probably tell you that Douglass isnt exactly a contemporary figure.

It’s not recognition until all the white people know.

For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

Anyone who says this isn’t straight up fascism, is a straight up fascist themselves. Our right to peacefully assemble, which means anything short of actually smashing shit up, is guaranteed by our 1st amendment constitutional rights. Don’t think for a second that this law will not be used by a federal agency at some

Always start your answer with “Tom Cruise, John Travolta”. They’re the easiest ones to remember.

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Rachel Dratch also couldn’t name 20 white people so

A lot words in an awful typeface and unreadable color.

They better get cash up front.

She’s trying to revive a dead career by any means. I haven’t heard about her or thought about her since epiphany ten years ago.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Rumor is Trump’s camp has been offering $1 mil to anyone willing to play. Seems like a lot of words to say “I wanted the money.”

Oh, you beautiful, naive creature. Clinton/emails/BENGHAZI will always be pertinent deflections! But he already won the election and Clinton isn’t running so it makes no sense to even talk about those things, you insist? Oh, hahahaha, see, you’re confused because you’re expecting the usage of logic and for things to

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