You can live a healthy life and still get cancer. Or MS or ALS, or several other diseases. Or, you know, get in a car accident.

For restaurants, yes. But the Michelin Pussy Guide actually goes up to 8 stars. But most only get 3 at most, so 5 is really good. Their only 8 Star pussy ever was this woman in rural Japan who lived in this shack that only locals (and REALLY cool tourists) knew about. Sadly, it closed in 1998.

I live in Orlando. We actually have a street called Division. I’m sure you can guess what it’s for.

I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

Rachel Maddow should have gotten this gig. And if Trump tried to weasel out, they should have blasted that fact loud and clear until he had to cave. She is smart, tough, and up to date on military and veterans issues.