And it looks so barren when you're actually in the game. O_o

Alright, Fox News. If video games can make you violent, then so can store ads that glorify competition, being an ass to the help, and pushing old ladies. Get on it!

That Moby Wrap kid looks really worried. I don't think that's his dad.

Or look at one of the mushroom daddies.

Pacman's been sick. :-(

Everybody's doing it!

I just had my favorite sandbox Skyrim moment so far. I was riding my horse to an objective, and a bear charged me. So I ran from it, and made my horse do an epic jumping dive off a cliff into the river below. Phew! Safe. Across the river is a hut-looking thing, so I go over to check it out, and A BEAR CHARGES OUT OF…

The mints are fine, and the shield is cool, but the Pacman candy here is tastier!

They must really be shoving that thing out the door to make release. O_o

Sounds like their lawyers got back from vacation. :-P

The sad thing was this manager could get away with it, because the store manager thought he was funny. (He even let this guy live with him after he was kicked out of his parent's house for putting a gps tracking device on his mom's car.) He finally got fired a little after complaints started coming in that he was…

Well, if they wanted to #cornfield this post, I certainly wouldn't mind. I obviously went too far and upset people. I'm a Mariner's fan myself.

WOW. I can almost hear "Jack!" "Rose!" "Jack!" "Rose!"

Oh, I've had people go to lengths to chew me out and insult me. But nobody ever went with the short and sweet, "you're an asshole". And honestly I probably deserve it in this case. The too soon was a punchline with a lot of truth behind it. :-P

Aww, I bet she's all tuckered out on morphine.

You could also get The Show '09 or '10 in the meantime for the single player. They're probably super cheap by now.

Sweet. 14 years online and nobody's called me an asshole. I feel like I belong now. Happy holidays indeed. *sniffs*

PC version? Even turned all the way up I can barely hear it.