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All comes down to do you want baseball NOW? Or do you want accurate teams later? :-P

Where do they go for the sound of the players being stabbed?

lol me too. I spent a good five minutes seeing if there was any way to pull it off.

"Or maybe you've smiled at some delightful thing you discovered in a Zelda that feels like it was put there just for you."

That was a fun, funny game, but I remember it being pretty balls hard too. I dunno how it's gonna fair without a proper button to press.

Aww, no cop 'stache! Still great though.

I wanna move to that planet. They have Ecto Cooler seas!

Wouldn't it be 9 with the poke move? Up, up right, right, down right, down, down left, left, up left, poke.

Yeah, and they get all the girls too. :-(

You think THAT'S bad, here's a screenshot from doing it in easy mode!

Aww! Now I'm out of shape AND untalented! :-P

God I wish I was in the sort of shape to do that.

You would think. I've never worked at a Gamestop, but I've worked with some penny-pinching managers who I seriously think had some sort of mental disorder. We're talking "OMG you took too long in the bathroom and I clocked you out" types.

This honestly would never effect me. I never go to a Gamestop unless I've traveled the entire countryside for what I'm looking for. And if I am forced into one of those unholy dens, I just go to the counter and ask for what I want. (Why pick up a case? They're empty anyway.) If they hand me a used one, I'll just ask…

lol yeah I'm pretty sure it's a balloon. Otherwise I think her boobs are a weird bluish greenish color!

I guess this means we won't be seeing Ivy's ass on a PETA ad any time soon. Just as well, since suddenly I have this urge to sit on her lap and tell her what I want for Christmas...

I just want the video of squads attacking lamposts. :-P

Maybe TOO deep. You've gotta work in Peach baking a cake as being integral to the plot, or Nintendo might not bite. :-P