Wait. Is this from the episode where Samantha catches Richard cheating on her? Because the episode after that is my favorite one. Specifically because of this scene:

Oh yes, that is definitely the face of someone who should carry weapons and enforce the peace.

She also had style in cars

“No darling, I don’t mind if you kill the alligators, I just want them to drink champagne before they’re sent to the abattoir.”

All that shimmer powder is not really doing her any favors, either.

I’m pretty sure this is actually the Buffybot.

I think I might be dead now.

Seriously, is it that fucking hard to measure out flour, sugar, salt, some leavening agents, some lipids, etc?

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Wait - are you saying Solange is above Queen Bey? Because the moment that Chanel clutch hit Jay Z’s head, followed by that badass walk out of the elevator - holy shit, Solange became my hero....

That’s like saying you work in the Uruk-hai growing pits of Mordor.

Does that mean you're on a break ?

Reasonable.

Mostly it’s just because I am imagining how much they must bounce around as he walks, and I would hate that. I have tassel-less loafers and I love them.

I know, my thought was, he looks good? Is the person just jealous they couldn’t pull that off?

“YOU COULD’VE BEEN KAITLIN, IDIOT.

This says a lot about my love of Ed Westwick, but I clicked on that link and it didn’t even faze me. Sure, he’s wearing this:

Because you’re a measured person who handles life’s slings and arrows with a cool head?

Now I want to chase flies with a creme brulee torch.