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Antonio seeing his grades at the end of the course:

Check your privelege. My identity was stolen by a raccoon and I'm still paying off the credit cards that little furry bastard took out in my name. Their nimble little hands are very good for faking signatures and even copying handwriting.

I’ve heard that his instructors are finding it difficult to teach him as he can only cut in a Z formation.

Ugh that baby voice...

He must be trying to... keep up with the Kardashians.

Some vegan cakes are very good, others are like eating kitty litter out of Satan’s asshole.

  • Miley Cyrus made Billy Ray Cyrus a vegan birthday cake. He was not into it. [E! News]

I wish you all the best. For some of us, pregnancy is not so much a glowing and blissful wonderland as it is a minefield of doubt, worry, and sometimes just plain old terror. I know most people love their babies blissfully. But when you walk through hell to bring your child into the world, I think you appreciate how

Good luck!!!

Oops, I fucked up too, she adopted. But OP thought she had not even attempted adoption.

Thank you for writing this. My first child was stillborn at full term. Following her death, my ex and I tried to have another baby for 3 extremely painful years which included 1 miscarriage. I wish I had words to explain how hard it was to not only lose our baby, but to then deal with the awfulness that is

Honestly, who the fuck expects to build a life with a farm owning mime who takes himself seriously, beats dogs and has jealousy and anger issues? Are you insane?

My wife and I were on the same ship as you, then this little nugget of joy came around this past June.

I’ve got it figured out — there’s Kim, the Big One, the Dainty Pretty One, and then the two Lesser Kardashians.

I would have taught him how to read by spelling words on my vulva.

Because good hockey players don't have teeth.

LOL the idea of this woman posing in lingerie with a framed photo of Josh Duggar. Good work, InTouch.

Not a fan of watersports?

Yeah, but you have to admit, Kylie’s fans are gross.