It’s a bit overwrought for my taste, but I would actually be curious to read his memoirs. Hopefully titled something like My Truth is Their Treason; The Life and Works of Charles Sheen, Poet and Thespian.

Remember when the gym teacher talks to Sam about sex after he saw the porno? That was so sweet.

Mine too!

I remember reading somewhere (I think it was a famous philosopher who said it, my memory is awful) that if Anne had survived the camps, she wouldn’t have been able to believe in the kindness of humanity any more. And I agree.

Oh, I don’t know. But for me it was Carrie.

I remember reading that version in my mothers antique fairytale book when I was a kid. It was so cruel and sadistic (she actually gets the chance to save herself, but than she has to stab the prince to death. Yeah.) A short time later, I went to my first movie in the movie theatre: Disney’s the Little Mermaid...

“I think absolutely nothing [of her] to be perfectly honest. And I’m assuming there’s a huge, perhaps million dollar-a-month publicity wagon that is pulling these girls along and creating these lives for them. I’m distrustful of it and I find it all distasteful.”

Yes, Galliano. I've always loved this one too!

Are the illustrations drawn on toilet paper?

We’re not telling anyone until it’s on the papers. I don’t need unsolicited opinions on our unusual first name (people have been saying I shouldn’t give my baby my boyfriends’ last name because it’s Arabic, and he will have trouble finding a job later. Wait until they find out the first name will be Moroccan as…

Seriously? I’ve been drinking chamomile tea with honey because my favorite fennel tea was supposed to be Bad for the Baby.

GAH!

Yes! It sounded so familiar to me. Or maybe it was just too perfect, I don’t know.

They turned to look at each other and back at the figure only instead of being at the other end of the hall it was standing right in front of them, they could smell something that reminded them of sick, and could see every line on this mans face but there were no eyes.

That’s terrifying, but I couldn’t help but laugh at “Douchey McSpookypants”

I will be buried in the greys, but who cares. I think i shared this a couple of years ago as well, but it’s my one and only spooky story.

This made me cry. I’m in Europe and the refugees are streaming in, and there is so much resistance from heartless fucking assholes who say these people are all frauds. It’s awful. A while ago there was the picture of the dead boy washed ashore in Bodrum, Turkey. It still makes me sick just to think of that image.…

They wouldn’t deprive us of that, would they? I’ve been waiting for days now...

All I could think was: those gaucho pants look exactly like the now ubiquitous culottes? Except that they’re paired with boots.

Idris Elba!!!