Yay! :)

Let’s have our own party. WE’LL SHOW HIM!

Is it bad that this sounds like a cool party and I would have an outfit ready for it in about 5 minutes...?

Damn, this is all terrible. I don’t think AA will last another year and I hate it, because I can’t help loving the clothes.

I'm actually gagging a little bit. Cold chicken nuggets. Did anyone get sick?

Yeah, he could sit next to a pile of shit and not think anything should be done about it.

I’m sure she’ll have a million dollar book deal if she just says the word

I had to think of Sonny too! the scene where he beats up his asshole brother in law is always so satisfying.

Should be bigger. THOSE LITTLE PAWS!

He is precious! And his mama being hit by a car nearly made me cry (pregnancy hormones). Do you have any idea what breed he is? His fur is beautiful.

*dies* Do they swim as well? I thought they only cats who actually like swimming and water are these crazy Turkish van cats?

My sister accidentally dropped the contents of a bottle of olive oil on the cat she was watching for a friend. I don’t know how you do that. It was one of these beautiful, long haired Siamese cats, which made it even worse. She and her boyfriend had to bathe her in the bathtub, and they later said it was a fucking…

Ugh, that sucks. I would be pretty pissed off as well, and I’m realizing that my boyfriend would probably do the exact same thing. Not because he thinks it’s my job or whatever, but because he would forget about it. I’m pregnant with our first baby and I told him that I want a cleaning person once a week when the baby…

Ooooh! Mine are Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift.

Um, you can ride a bike if you’re pregnant. I have the pregnancy dizzyness as well but not so bad I can’t ride my bike to work... that seems like you wouldn’t be able to function at all?

THAT’S Marilyn Manson?!!!!????

Kate Moss does the same. I think Johnny Depp gave her that advice when they were dating, to just never say ANYTHING to the media, so they can’t pick on you for stupid shit you said when you were drunk or pissed off or whatever. I think it’s the smart way to go, especially if you’re as famous as Bey. She doesn’t need…

I can’t make out the top one. “We’re all laughing at gilded butterflies”?

This picture makes me laugh so hard. Like, legitimately go HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

needs more stars.