I hear you. I just moved in with my boyfriend, who has mainly lived with an ex-girlfriend and his mother. When I met him he just bought his first house, and I remember how he didn’t even know how to do laundry. He would just throw white sheets and red towels together and was mildly surprised that everything turned out…

I always thought she and Liz Taylor could have been sisters, especially when they were young. Something about the bitchface.

Is he wearing a monocle???

Oh God loved him. “COME ON TRUDY!”

Yes! I think Diana Vreeland once did a Poiret exhibition when she was head curator at the Met, but I’m not sure. She loved the ballets Russes. Miss V knew her history.

I always look at websites like Apartment Therapy for inspiration, and apparently its a trend to put books on giant stack inside a nonworking fireplace. With the spines to the back. I HATE these people.

Omg that one is to die for. I just started trying for a baby with my boyfriend. I want this one.

Jesus Christ on a skateboard. I stopped reading when she started warbling about the brown and tan colors of the rainbow.

I'm Sandy's lost sense of self!

Earl and Bob are perfect cheetah names. I’d like to add Mildred.

I don’t know. It’s CHANEL, darling. (imagine Patsy and Edina here)

YES. Here he is with some godawful Chanel designs from the 1980s.

Oh wow, such cute kids! Are you in there?

This is wonderfully written. And Madeline sounds like a great girl, it’s a shame you didn’t become friends!

I still have to read the rest of your story, but I enjoyed Värttina SO FUCKING MUCH.

I don’t think it’s creepy. I would love to get a fb message like that, not that I’ve ever done something as nice and selfless as a teenager.

I want video.

Your dad does sound pretty cool to me. My dad doesn’t even know what hiphop IS. He would conduct along with Bach on an ear-shattering volume while my friends were around.

Your dad does sound pretty hilarious. My dad doesn’t even know what hiphop IS.