Only 80 more payments left........

Sweet alternator.

David tracy must be so excited to buy this truck 20 plus years from now

Coffee just isn’t extreme enough for today’s on-the-go douche bag.

Soooo...Mt St. Helens seems like it should be hot but is actually cold inside?

This happened YESTERDAY? I turn on the news and all everyone gives a fuck about is emails, tic-tacs and pussies.

Was expecting Arizona State... :-/

at first i was sure that it was a very glossy bill murray, until i realized its actually tom hanks with white paint on him.

There go your chances of getting laid tonight lol

Ahhh here we go. Prepare yourself for the “Uggg this thing is ugly though” comments. Meanwhile when this thing was Europe only, everyone here couldn’t stop crying about “how come Honda never brings us the cool stuff”. This is why Honda doesn’t bring us the cool stuff. People here aren’t interested in buying cars,…

I can’t wait for the new porsh panorama to come into the press fleet for a review

Mayans must have miscalculated the end of the world by 4 years cause 2016 sucks.

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

I see your POV, and on one level I agree.

Murica: Honda why u no give us civic hatchback?????

To be fair, what challenges could possibly be harder than being accused of illegal contouring? I hope the justice system gets on this ASAP.

just make sure to collect the helium at night

The day pizza rolls and bagel bites stop being good is the day I stop being alive.

In twenty years, I’m going to absolutely kill at the “Jalopnik Edition” of Trivial Pursuit. That will totally make up for the time I spend reading this stuff.

This is great news, because this means you will be a step closer to replacing the stapler on your chest you call a “microphone”