This happened YESTERDAY? I turn on the news and all everyone gives a fuck about is emails, tic-tacs and pussies.

Was expecting Arizona State... :-/

Ahhh here we go. Prepare yourself for the “Uggg this thing is ugly though” comments. Meanwhile when this thing was Europe only, everyone here couldn’t stop crying about “how come Honda never brings us the cool stuff”. This is why Honda doesn’t bring us the cool stuff. People here aren’t interested in buying cars,…

I can’t wait for the new porsh panorama to come into the press fleet for a review

kfc is some chump ass shit where is the damn popeye’s

I see your POV, and on one level I agree.

Murica: Honda why u no give us civic hatchback?????

To be fair, what challenges could possibly be harder than being accused of illegal contouring? I hope the justice system gets on this ASAP.

The day pizza rolls and bagel bites stop being good is the day I stop being alive.

In twenty years, I’m going to absolutely kill at the “Jalopnik Edition” of Trivial Pursuit. That will totally make up for the time I spend reading this stuff.

This is great news, because this means you will be a step closer to replacing the stapler on your chest you call a “microphone”

“technically capable of carrying up to six babies”. I’m utterly positive I could transport at least 100 babies with this vehicle.

4-door version of a 2-door version of a 4-door car. Insanity.

That’s not a lady, that’s Matt Hardigree.

Fuckin looser.

Well, shit.