There is so much wrong with this even from a theological standpoint that I don’t want to go digging up chapter and verse for right now because I will be here all day. But when Mary was asked to carry Jesus, she was ASKED, she could have said no. If even God needs consent then this fat fuck does too. Can we start a go…

I highly doubt they only do renos for people in their church. Even in a mega church, that would be a pretty limited market and probably couldn’t sustain an entire business.

This is the most accurate description of him ever. They're nice. To a point.

I may have my “unsettlingly charming red-state couple who do home renovations on TV” misremembered, but aren’t these also the folks who almost exclusively do renos for people from their church? Like, I’m sure they’re nice enough but that kind of self-dealing never sits right with me.

Imagine a conversation between Tarantino and Orson Welles, a black hole of endless verbiage would suck the whole universe down. 

Can’t wait for all the celebrities who have defended him’s “knowing what I know now, I regret working with him” statements....

and honestly, she is in her 30's, this isn’t like that creepy scott disick business we’re talking about here..  

After a decade of a marriage V-day was simply the impetus for us to get takeout from out favorite Italian spot, and that’s about it. Otherwise, V-day is in competition for New Years Eve for forced merriment and jacked up prices.

Oh sweet Jesus that is the worst.  We bought our house almost two years ago from one of my husbands coworkers.  It’s in a great neighborhood with everything we wanted after selling the bigger suburban house we raised 3 kids in. It’s also a neighborhood where the prices are skyrocketing. We entered into an agreement…

Alas, Hunter’s responsibility was the setup for a gag—she then has to go through a bag search to go into the White House Correspondents’ Dinner with Tom, and bails rather than have them dig through her condom-filled clutch in front of her peers. Still, it was a nice touch in ‘87—possibly condoms’ peak year with the…

My freshman year of college (late ’90s), I had a Korean-American classmate who, whenever he was drunk, would request and sing along with “Bizarre Love Triangle” at top volume, complete with dance moves that were very literal in their interpretation of the lyrics. He was so, so happy as he sang and his delight was infec…

Tina Burner is the kind of polished talented queen I cannot really stand for some reason. I think it because she reminds me of people I’ve known and because as a drag queen she is imitating a kind of woman I dislike without going into parody, because maybe it’s her.

I don’t think Denali should have been in the bottom 2, that should have been LaLaRi. But then again we would have been denied of that lip sync. Everyone's reaction when Denali kept going HAM even tho Kehmora was just one notch more engaged than Charlie Hydes

I thought the bottom should’ve been La La and Kamorah instead of Denali

Kamorah didn’t even try on the lip synch and you could tell she had already given up from what she said right before she went out for the Lip Sync on Untucked

For both of them is a good call. I see soooo many young women go for older men because 'they're more mature' when that's...debatable. 

Now I can’t help but picture a mid-morning development show where by the end of it she happily reveals she made a return of 25% on her investment.

I was just so embarrassed for the entire country when that happened.

She was trying to insert herself into a conversation with Christine Lagarde, president of the European Central Bank, who’s been doing high level economic work for the majority of her career. Surprisingly, she was not interested in the cheap shoes Ivanka wanted to talk to her about.

Going straight for a Senate seat, huh? That’s a bold choice Cotton. Let’s see how that works out for her.