I’m secretly old, and do remember when Prince Charles was considered both racy and gorgeous (it’s true) and the most eligible bachelor on the planet, with Pierre Eliot Trudeau arguably a close second. My father grew up in Wales, and thus we were solemnly gathered ‘round the black-and-white family TV set for the…

Mr. E and I were just saying that what we need to do is develop some batshit conspiracy theory, figure out how to monetize it, then we’d be set for life! It’s not a cult, it’s a career! You say influencer, I say Theorist. 

Double sided tape? It’s an old beauty paegent trick and this is absolutely nothing but cheap pageantry.

Right? We could have side by side infinity pools right now!

And they’re choosing to market themselves this way. “This ain’t your granddad’s Christianity. This Christianity *fucks!*”

carl lentz has some strong uncle terry vibes there.  the hair, the glasses, the sense that he is probably unwantingly thrusting his penis at someone...

I am sorry I missed career day when they covered “start a cult that attracts celebrities”

simple physics will probably beat you to it.

I’m a 63 year old librarian and there’s no way I’d be able to stop myself from pantsing that guy.

Exactly. If your response to “do you support LGBTQ people and welcome them into your church?” needs more than a one sentence answer you do not support LGBTQ folks. The gymnastics in those statements is mind boggling. It essentially comes down to, “we won’t tell you to leave because we want your money. But we also…

This. The public does NOT need to know about your waxing regimen, dude.

RE: dick root dude pic. As a 40 year old man, I could not imagine being a fuckin’ adult dressed like that in pictures with a literal teenager. I’m both horrified and embarrassed for anyone involved with that so called church.

I don’t know too much about Braff other than those whispers about his pretention and how Scrubs is a beloved show that he’ll be making residuals off of forever.

The huge age difference with no acknowledgement that it exists or that it means the occasional clashing cultural reference is just odd. I’m 46 and five years older than my partner. That’s a minimal age difference now. But like Newsies was formative for him and I didn’t see it until recently because I was busy counting…

Yeah, my issue with it, too. From what I can glean, it seems to paint small town Ontario in a positive light that it has no right to do.

Granted, I am wasted, but I do not understand this Ziggy Begonia thing. He would not come for xmas because he was with the other woman, but he was at her house last night? 

I remember when Sally Field played Tom Hanks’ love interest and then his mom later on.

I gained a whole new appreciation for the D.C. Metro escalators during the Women’s March when we had to WALK up them since they had shut them off. Man those things are steep and go on forever. It was a good pre-warm up for standing around for hours before being able to ‘march’.

I’m the same way. I’ve learned that in the bulk of work meetings, no one really cares what I say. The decision is already made up or the talkers lead the way.

a fourth grader who reportedly ranked in $25.5 million this year