The place looks like central casting for “Seedy hotel”.

The plant in the shower got me. Give it a week at my house and my boys will pee in it guaranteed.

Jesus fucking christ, it looks like it was made by a 12-year-old wearing glasses four prescriptions old. There are *so many* basic mistakes here, the kind of thing you learn the very first time you attempt your very first sampler. It’s a very sweet idea, and I’m sure she spent a fair amount of time on it (even bad…

OK, look, there’s very few things that get me upset, but that hand stitching is AWFUL. Look at those seams. An invisible stitch isn’t hard, I learned it as a child. And did she even use an embroidery hoop? look at all that puckering!

You should have seen family breakfast when Kirk encountered a bowl of bananas. 

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Having endured a David Byrne post-Heads show I have to say that you couldn’t pay me to sit through this. As for “-a generous and humane elder statesman of rock,” Chris Frantz had a few things to tell you:

I feel more like he’s spiraling out of control and needs a little time off from the spotlight.
I’m trying to be kind, but as someone with mental health issues similar to his, it is alarming to see this behavior unchecked. 

I don’t think it’s because people think they’re bitches. It just feels like they’re always trying to fake people, mainly poor people, to get their interest and then money. If they were honest about their story lines like fake butts and surgery, or predatory credit cards, it wouldn’t feel so wrong. The bits of their…

Kanye.

You guys, that headline pic.  It is really weird looking at pictures of what they actually look like as humans.  

I like the theory that I’ve seen online where they stopped filming because their family is about to go through something they don’t want filmed.

Nearly every celebrity profile in a magazine is there for the purposes of promotion for their newest movie/show, album, book, or passion project. This symbiotic relationship between publication and celebrity is not new.

Are people reading Marie Claire for journalistic insight?  

Liked?

(I liked Borat)

Yeah not for nothing, but it’s possible to be a pervert and still wait for consent.

This makes me hope that Aunt Becky gets in deep with a bunch of Chinese dominos playing Triad grammas.

“Everyone is on edge and just trying to hold it together and stay strong.”

Never forget these rich assholes are getting a slap on the wrist while a black mother was put in jail for using her father’s address JUST so her kids could go to a better school. As she said in her own words,“They wanted me to be an example.”