The choice isn’t between a house in the suburbs or NYC, though. Chicago, Boston, MSP, Austin, etc. These are all other places that exist.

A bad day in NY is still better than a great day in a lot of places.

Lived there 9 years. Can confirm. Now that I’ve moved on, I feel about NYC as David Sedaris - it’s like an ex I know I could sleep with... 

Everyone I know who is leaving the city contributed to a degree to why it sucks. They floated to the city in their 20s with a penchant for brunch. They were fine with paying absurd rents, thus pricing out people who’d lived there for a long time and contributed to its rick history. They did not see nearly as much live…

Ok, sure....but seriously, what is the deal with airline food?

You’re not entirely wrong. I am in the process of figuring out whether my tour of duty is over. There is guilt being away from NYC during this time and a “quitter’s” voice in the back of my head. But fuck, I have done this shit for 22 years now with no family on the East Coast, and even with making good money during…

As a Canadian of a certain age, I grew up with housecoats and I still wear housecoats. There is no particular distinction, here, between a housecoat and any other robe, although a really flimsy or silky one might have been a peignoir or something back in the day.

This is just a reminder that California Gurls and Tik Tok are the same song.

Isn’t it great how you’re supposed to be eternally grateful to your employer for deigning to grace you with a probably shitty job but they’ll dump you in 2 seconds if it improves their bottom line? 

Big +1 for Uncover. So good!

She was a joy to watch! I will continue to declare things “turd city” in her honor.  Also, remember when she ate her earring?  Lord she was fabulous.

Oh no she seemed like a genuinely sweet and funny person. I always loved watching her. 

SPEAKING OF DRAG RACE, Fuck!

Brad Hall :)

2020 : Same as it ever was.

“Hi I’m Troy McCoy*. You should remember me from such arrests as “...but he was black...” and “Don’t tread on me-The George Zimmerman Defense.”

He can pick up his shit and move the fuck away from me. What a ratfuck.

There was a case a few years ago of a group of students at Rutgers, I think, that came down with scurvy. How? They went on the tried and tru all-beer diet. If I were their nutritionist I would have advised at least one screwdriver a day to supplement.

....they’re so ugly though?

Oh yeah. Lords was a victim who was lucky enough to escape alive. The fact that almost 40 years later society still wants to hang a “little slut who fooled us” sign on her says volumes.