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My dad always did this - with margarine oozing out the sides. Blehhhh! He loves it.

Yeah, i think it is.

I had a roommate who had a friendly, super fat cat who would sit in the hall, facing the front door and meow, in increasingly louder intervals; “ma_OW, ma_OWW..” til my roomate got home. I could play with the cat, move him into my room so he could have lots of pets, etc. And he’d purr for like 20 seconds before going

I’m hoping for this way more than i hoped for Serena Williams and Drake.

Those barren women, we know they can’t be trusted!

The whole picture irritates me. The shitty lighting, the rando half assed tattoos, the ‘Seinfeld’-ish bad nakedness. Not terrible in their individual components, but together makes me hope for the day when dirty-Terry-Richardson-American-Apparel- normcore shit starts moving out of style.

That’s really cool! A ‘sounder’ of pigs is a good one too.

I originally read that as: ‘Then Drake hugged me.’ I was like whoaaaaaa, what fucking show was this??

Thanks! In grade 11 our English teacher on the first day gave us a test of 100 most commonly misspelled words, to see how well we could do. I did well, got 98/100. ‘Hallowe’en’ was one, ‘February’ was the other. Haven’t forgotten either ever since :)

Oh yeah, that reminds me - long nails in lesbian porn make me cringe when they finger each other :S Long nails have no business in being in porn in general.

How does one deal with the world with nails like Gwen’s? I wore fake nails for the Hallowe’en costume once and i couldn’t do *anything* while they were on, drove me crazy.

I used to live in Glasgow Scotland...this is *just* like a night out there.

Maybe dog owners are different and love getting themed gifts related to their pets? In the city it seems more like a lifestyle thing than with family/friends in the country - the dog isn’t such a status symbol out there. So my friends with dogs in the city adore receiving gifts featuring the same breed as their dog.

Yeah it’s a definite confusion of interests - the gift is related but only tenuously. Like, another example of that is when another boyfriend’s aunt gave him a lamp in the shape of a cat because ‘...i know you love your cat so much!’ Like he was just a 30 year old guy who loved his pet cat - didn’t really mean he

When i was 21, a boyfriend got me a years subscription to Maxim magazine because i had once said i’d ‘prefer reading Maxim over Cosmo or Glamour in a doctor’s office’. He said, ‘..women were so confusing and demanding’ when i was dumbfounded that he’d buy me that as a gift.

When i was 21, a boyfriend got me a years subscription to Maxim magazine because i had once said i’d ‘prefer reading Maxim over Cosmo or Glamour in a doctor’s office’. He said, ‘..women were so confusing and demanding’ when i was dumbfounded that he’d buy me that as a gift.

I stopped buying Lululemon because of that asshole owner/ shitty business practices, but have had a much tougher time giving up on American Apparel. Charney was, obviously, awful, though i appreciated the no-sweatshop/living wage aspect of the company and didn’t mind paying the extra money for well made basics. I have