I worked for Kia at one point and still never saw a Borrego.

Eh, if you were truly not a smart man, you would write for Bloomberg

Fair point, in trying to be nice I created a much worse situation. Again, I’m not a smart man.

That’s a great way to think about it.

When I returned, my spot was occupied by some jackwagon in a Jeep Compass. Said jackwagon parks in my spot often, but I try not to be an asshole and just park in one of the empty spots on the roof. I don’t want to put him through the rigamarole of getting towed.

Call the apt. management. Explain that you review cars professionally and ask to rent an additional parking spot. Ask for a separate invoice.

Stop it. As a liberal, I’m sure I wildly disagree with his policies even without researching them but the man was a SEAL for a decade. If anyone has the right to make policies that we disagree with without being called a POS, it’s people from the armed services like him.

I thought about looking at early XC90s. Seems like it’d be really expensive to run though.

Come on man, I’m in a fragile emotional state here. An automatic Miata would just be too heartbreaking.

Thanks, I try and stay classy.

If his wife had just let him cut off a useless hand, he could have installed a ball joint that would connect to a manual transmission shiftier.

I could get a nice C3 Corvette and pay someone to convert it for me for less than half the price this guy is asking, if it was something I actually wanted.

Is it just me or did everyone else’s brain automatically see a Florida license plate on this thing?

I think Lincoln should stick with the “-ator” name theme. Keep the Navigator and Aviator for these SUVs, and add the following cars to the lineup, to debut in (say) the 2023 model year:

Do you know how long it would take to even go across town if it would only tell you to turn “all right all right all right” when all you should be doing is a single Left??!!

Welcome to my hell.

So Lincoln went through all that to make new chimes, but they still won’t add Matthew McConaughey voice to their navigation?

Oh man, Lincoln is making magic happen in my body right now. Dead serious, this kind of attention to detail gets my heart racing. Coupled with an actual name instead of an alpha numeric product number on the back and I think Lincoln is poised for a major comeback!

Symmetrical directional wheels? Holy shit please be a thing!

Best Epsilon I car of its time. It’s a rare treat to see one in Aero trim with its big turbine wheels and big turbine (turbocharged, at least) engine.