People are funny. It’s not like the stock version is an aesthetic masterpiece.

gross, I’d have to make my servants handle it and that means keeping one in the trunk for when I get there and all that weight would mess with the handling. Ugh, what a total mess. I’m going to pay someone to write them a strongly worded letter. 

Bullshit! When we tested that DB11 I was super sad it had this dumb ordinary plastic fob! I want my expensive crystal, and you’re waging class warfare against me if you feel otherwise!

I agree with what you are saying, but I think it is also important to know why they are getting hit in the first place. I can’t tell you how many times I have had to slam on my brakes because some moron looking at their phone with ear buds in just walked into the street without looking - and I don’t even drive in a…

Ah yes, I was just plowing a field with my... Porsche Macan.

You like duplicating your pictures a little, uh?

Fuck. That cannot be unseen. Thanks for ruining it for me, I actually liked this car.

Nice updated 6 Series that they can charge more money for.

It looks better than that turd from Audi you guys posted this morning.

I like the Subaru taillights.

It would be the most exclusive, *best* kind of herpes though.

“You don’t sue Smith and Wesson when your son shoots someone, right?”

I’m no big city lawyer (adjusts suspenders...), but don’t you agree to use autopilot responsibly? If you fail to do so, at your own peril obviously, then I believe the legal term for that is Tough Shit.

So the execs have to park in back?

Interesting article and it does explain why I noticed so many Subarus are in the New England and Northwest areas. Now pardon my ignorance, why are they associated with the LGBTQ community?

I covered my miata in glue sticks and glitter.

You know you’ve got good diamonds when you can still see a bit of the blood on them.

How charming. It’s like it’s showered in the tears of blue-collar workers.