No thanks, I live in southern Arizona. I’ll be passing on this one. Would much rather be comfortable while indoors and just internally complain about the heat when I’m forced to go outside.

Have you been oblivious to push for $15 for minimum wage? Like you need $15 an hour to just kind of live on without government assistance. If you are a believer in Maslow, this person just barely has the lower tiers of security, they are not going to be intrinsically interested in another persons safety.

It’s not just pay (it’s mostly not pay) it’s lack of training, and high turnover. If you want effective security, you need teams that drill a great deal.

It’s obvious security theater people.

Jalopnik rule (unwritten): Thou shalt not reference to the Mark Wahlberg “The Italian Job” when the Michael Caine original is a suitable reference.

I made one flash “TIME EXTENDED” so drivers knew to keep going for the next checkpoint.

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

This actually a really nice article. Congrats

Damn, if only he’d cleaned after jerking, he wouldn’t have been so embarrassed after he woke up.

It’s because NBC is the DC Comics of news.

Man, I love watching Michael Phelps race but that clock was so obnoxious.

I thought it was odd they didn’t air this since the commentators were so excited about the win. Yet we got a Phelps countdown clock. The guy is the King and a legend but it would have been nice to give Manuels her due.

as they had seven-hour-old footage of Russians doing gymnastics badly to show you

Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig.

“Too excited, went out like stink, died like a pig. Thanks for that.”

*Highly* recommend this machine. I love to cook and this thing has increased my repertoir... won’t ever cook a steak or ribs another way. My only “complaint” is the water usage, but you can reuse that pot of water (or at least I have).

*Highly* recommend this machine. I love to cook and this thing has increased my repertoir... won’t ever cook a steak…

“The single worst thing that has ever happened to an Armenian”

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Actually, you can just land at any major airport; you admitted so yourself. And once you're on the taxiway, what's stopping an airplane from parking next to the terminals? Do the ramp workers have missiles now?