Also, find out where all their friends are going. If your kid is the shy introverted type, they may do better going to camp with their best friend, even if it’s not really their cup of tea. This is especially the case if you’re sending your kids to sleep away camps. And the flip side is that if you (or they) hate…

How about “Jack of all trades, master of few.”

Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

No. The person tried to get people killed, then when that didn't work, tried to even harder to get them killed. No fucking way they only deserve a fine.

Life imprisonment is appropriate. Attempted mass murder.

Imprisoning them would cost the taxpayer even more money, just fine them for the cost of the operation, which probably gets into the 10s of thousands of dollars.

These kids probably won't have the cash, but I don't see why they shouldn't both be fined and imprisoned, with the fine covering both the operation and the jail stay.

also slap an attempted murder charge or every single innocent person involved, so 10,000$ and about 30 years prison for every person caught in this crossfire.

Imprisonment for life, regardless of age, should be the result of this. It's an act of terrorism.

Honestly, if you (1) went to Syracuse, (2) played lacrosse, (3) looked like a douchy frat asshole, and (4) were named "Hayes McGinley," how could you not totally expect to get the Jesus Fucking Christ beat out of you at least once in your life by a guy named Big Jim Whitcomb.

It may shock people to know this, but Rovell is factually wrong. Several economists (Andrew Zimbalist being one) have worked out that the free market value of a college football basketball player is well into 6 figures. See here http://www.bigcollegesportseconomics.com/

Great piece, and only one small quibble. Rovell is not "harmless". His worldview is profoundly nihilistic and destructive, which itself isn't a problem, but becomes one when he incessantly peddles it to his x00,000 followers (he blocked me long ago, so I can't look up his stats). He's a sociopath with a large platform.

It makes perfect sense that Rovell would use the argument that a player's Q score would be more important than their ability. It's the most Rovellian argument in existence.

She didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun. nice.

"So deep, so deep... put her ass to sleep."

The other 85% of the proceeds will of course go to the shoe company, because god forbid a young athlete make money off of her own name and likeness.

Sorry, where're all the people who bitched about her wearing a tanktop in Teen Vogue at? This is what happens when we support young girls- even if their fashion choices aren't ones we'd make for ourselves and our daughters.

Also, the jury awarded the family of Marvin Gaye $7.5M because they determined the words "Super Bowl" were plagiarized from "Got To Give It Up".

DC: "We totally invented crippling traffic jams and being irrationally terrified of inclement weather, the rest of you stole it from us."