A rock star.

I concur...

Unless you're spending an hour a day in stop and go traffic. Then, less so.

Camrys take care of themselves while GTIs dont.

I mean those burns were pretty wet.

Depends on the quality of the aftermarket parts used....

“Ferrari-like”

Exactly, I’m looking forward to taking a road trip and getting some console gaming in.

great metaphor for american males sense of masculinity being just an inflated over estimation of what it really is. personified through a truck. the most appropriate symbol of the american male. how fitting.

Why do I love my car?

Be warned that if I see a car parked in this fashion, my standard procedure is to remove your wiper blades.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

“North Koreans LOVE me. I’m gonna do fantastic things for North Koreans. I’m gonna do so much good, because, let me tell you something, its a mess”

My neighbor in college had one of these. You know it’s bad when he admitted to being envious of the 99 4-door Escort I was driving at the time.

The teal Ford Aspire: the quintessential 90's shitbox.

When I saw the pictures of the 124 rally I made a sound so dirty the porn filters kicked in and blocked all images.

I also remember when the light inside me died. Good times.

I’m gonna leave this right here.

That description was a slam dunk.