How fucked up is it that while I used to get ragey, #yesallmen about this kind of shit, I now just feel defeated?

Maybe they were at a party and she thought it would be fun but not involve rape. Do you know how many guys have taken drugs from someone at a party without the expectation that they would be raped?

Sounds like from the story that it was ecstasy. People take ecstasy all the time and don’t get raped for it.

Alright. That does it. It is a billion degrees outside and not a single degree cooler in my house. I have been called a whore already today for arguing that Dumpenfloofer is not qualified for the role of President since he stated that he has no intention of fulfilling the duties of the office and now this. Fuck…

What I’ve learned from this story is that no matter what kind of depraved shit people have done there is always some asshole looking to one up them.

I really want to know how Kim Richards keeps getting away with allowing her dog to viciously attack people. I get that her sister wasn’t going to report her for what Kingsley did to her daughter but I’m fairly certain this is the 4th or 5th person attacked by him. I don’t think the dog should be put down but…

only to find it empty after going inside.

Team Mystic doesn’t make sense already anyway. They’re all about brains and rationale thinking, but call themselves mystics?

...I don’t even play Pokemon Go, but I’ll call myself Instinct for the sake of Spark. Couldn’t be closer to my type. Between him and the new PokeProf, its starting to get...tempting.

You suck

Rio is in the same hemisphere so the water drains the same as in Australia.

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

You’d think the mayor would appreciate somebody who didn’t dwell on Rio’s problems.

Just a reminder that back in ‘08, when Obama picked Biden, everyone was like “That boring old white dude?” And now we’re all like UNCLE JOE PLEASE DON’T LEAVE US.

If any woman had an earlier career outside of academia, it must be mentioned as it influences her current accomplishments — especially something that requires as little talent and commitment as being a ballerina.

But Sanders is not a team player. Never has been and never will be. His identity is tied to being the “lone” voice “fighting the good fight”. He never supported or stumped for down ticket candidates that supported him; instead he went to go meet the Pope. Even in his own state, it’s not like he has led a socialist…

Debbie Wassername Schultz was always my least fav 30 rock character.

Is that that robot from the smash games because i hate that damn cheating ass robot?

When I was little and Rugrats was in its prime, I had friends that weren’t allowed to watch it because their moms thought Angelica was too mean.