With what we have heard about how Hollywood works, this is probably an ok go-to.

“Hey, should we just fuck each other?”

Yeah, I'm posting this on every Amber Heard update. Deal with it.

Translation: She didn’t take off her clothes for me.

I’m confused. What are you gloating about? Did you really think it was a daring call to predict that the fantastically wealthy and powerful Hollywood player would attack and discredit the witness, along with the assistance of numerous others?

What’s sad is that the media is playing along with Depp’s PR campaign against her. I’m honestly really disgusted by the media’s reaction because so many outlets especially TMZ seem to want her allegations to be fake. Considering the damage that would do to domestic violence victims the media should be behaving…

Amber hesitated to get the police involved out of compassion for Depp, and he used that against her. He deserves the hit to his career and any other setbacks or legal problems he gets. Even then she stated the wish he’d get help in the making of an official report, instead of in the spirit of vengeance.

Ode Mountain sounds like a men’s deodorant scent.

Great and true statement. Unfortunately, no one currently defending Johnny Depp is going to give a shit.

Fine. He can say she is difficult. He can say that she has an entourage. Whatever- we weren’t there. But when he calls her a supermodel, what he’s doing is insulting her professionalism (she is clearly an actress- it’s not like she has no prior career to speak for itself) and insulting it in a particularly…

Dude, he called her a supermodel who wasn’t ready to be a proper actor, and yet he called Adam Levine a “proper actor”. Keira has been acting for over 20 years, has won and been nominated for numerous acting awards, and yet she’s not quite there yet? How, exactly, are we supposed to take that? It’s one thing to not…

You’re not understanding what people are saying though, including myself. Yes, it COULD be just ego. But given the words that have been coming out of his mouth, there is a HUGE undercurrent of sexism. I’m super glad you’re willing to ‘but, actually’ me, but take a step back and look at what you’re saying. Calling a…

I’d have been willing to give him that benefit of the doubt as well, if he hadn’t brought her up 4 years later, unprompted, bitched about her entourage, and called her a supermodel. He’s hitting all the sexism and misogyny high notes.

If he hadn’t referred to her as a ‘supermodel’ as though that is what she is primarily known for and her entryway into acting and super shady and talked about how she isn’t an authentic, ‘proper film actor’ (like Adam Levine!!!), which she clearly is, one could maybe claim that they just didn’t get along, but based on…

I think people are calling his bluff because in her 20+ years acting in Hollywood, on Broadway, and in the West End, NO director has vocalized having a problem with her. She’s gotten nothing but praise for her professionalism, and is allegedly a really lovely person to be around/work with.

He wasn’t asked about her, he just started off an interview about another film with criticism of an actor he’d worked with years before and then kept bringing her up again (unprompted) throughout.

He didn’t need to bring her up at all; the interviewer didn’t ask about her- he just kept bringing up how horrible she was to work with out of the blue. He’s got issues with an actress who seems to have been uncomfortable being alone with him.

Mark Romanek’s tweet tops all of them but I liked this one too.

Considering that other people who worked with her keep tweeting, “What entourage?” this dude just might want to consider what changed Knightly’s MO on his movie (I’m giving him the immense benefit of the doubt that there was something which could be loosely termed an entourage with her).

He also noted that she should smile more.