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But I thought in America you had a right to bare arms...

I’ll show myself out...

STOP! You can’t write the rules down! They must be vague, arbitrary, and specific to every different situation, location, and denomination so that when a girl or woman inevitably puts a foot wrong, the people in charge can say “It’s not our fault you didn’t know your outfit would outrage the old folks/distract the

I thought that dress was an odd choice because it seemed more cocktail than meteorologist, but not because her scandalous shoulders were showing.

America needs to have a referendum about when women must show skin and when they cannot, since there doesn’t seem to be choice for them. My understanding so far is:

it’s like one step forward five fucking steps back with tv execs.

Well, we can’t have a lead female with only 3 penises to back her up! That’s crazy talk!

I don’t and have never really had interest in the Nancy Drew series, but that being said — it’s like we can’t fucking have anything. Do any series ever get called on being ‘too masculine’?

And yet there were going to be 3 male co-stars in the show.

Has any pilot ever been scrapped for skewing too male? (Or too hetero, too white, too cis, too abled for that matter)

The left half of his face slowly became paralyzed over the course of the next two years.

His face isn’t wrinkled on that side because it’s paralyzed...

He had the best line- “I just drove out from Diamond Bar”.

OMFG this made my weekend! This is brilliant!

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Ever since i saw this, it’s all i think of when Cap’s Civil War is mentioned, Olsen’s scream :)

When Bucky goes to get plums while everyone else is busy:

Let Bucky buy plums 2k16!

In technical terms, a metastable allotrope.

“Racism is over. Obama’s been President.”

Did you know that a diamond is an unstable crystal, and most diamonds are slowly turning into graphite?