Exactly. This is why I always ‘secretly’ give myself more ice cream... just so I don’t have to resort to stealing... mostly.

I judge myself enough for everyone :(

That’s the kind of behavior I’d expect from the kind of monstor who eats salad without cheese

I would say it’s cool if you think YOUR behavior should change when YOU get pregnant. I’d say it’s less cool if you think MY behavior should change when I get pregnant.

The only time you should look in your partner’s glass is to make sure that they have enough. You don’t look in your partner’s bowl to see if they have as little as you.

Am I the only person that thinks your behavior is actually supposed to change when you’re pregnant and want to carry the child to term (meaning at some point it really isn’t going to be solely about mom and her body?)

I am not sure if I’ll be having kids, but if I do, I’d probably abstain. The real question is, am I allowed to ban my partner from drinking alcohol for the 9 months that I can’t partake?

There have been three pregnancy- or childbirth-related stories on Jezebel today (not counting the two about Blac Chyna’s pregnancy)...is that a Mother’s Day thing?

“Oh, you got raped? Well ya should have kept your legs together you slutty slutty dummy! Serves you ri—

My reaction from just reading the title. It didn’t change when I read the article.

I looked it up and all surgical abortions over 15 weeks in the UK are done under general anaesthetic, in which case the foetus would be fully anaesthetised anyway just like the woman. So that’s not the case in the U.S.?

Yes. This contract is called a technology agreement. Other seed companies are doing this sort of agreement with non-GMO products, so farmers must buy new seed which invest back (generate revenue) in the company’s crop breeding work.

It’s funny, because I had a math professor in college who basically did say exactly what what was said in this comic, almost verbatim, when explaining why he decided to go into math.

From what I’ve heard, the doctors can basically tell the patients, “I am required by law to tell you blablahblahblah and so forth... for which there is absolutely no medical evidence and I personally think is untrue.”

“Terminator seeds” are a real thing that companies use to easily prevent growers from illegally saving patented seeds (and also preventing genes from GMOs from escaping into the environment), and they extend beyond GMOs. They’re usually hybrids produced by two or more lines that are carriers for sterility genes. In…

From what I’ve read of the Monsanto suit against one farmer, he signed an agreement (license) when he bought the seeds promising not to let his plants go to seed and either re-use or resell the seed. So those crops are not sterile. Some others may be sterile, I don’t know. The farmer lost the suit because it was shown…

I love this!

Ha! I mean it’s just a little shot, right ?

Does that mean babby is made when I drop a condom on the floor and it gets covered in lint and dog hair?

Everyone needs to realize, this has nothing to do with fetal pain. This is part of the concerted conservative attack on women’s reproductive health rights here in the beautiful state of Utah, number one in, amongst other things, teen pregnancy, prescription pain killer abuse, and teen suicide. The governor is up for…