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Sort of like how I tried to convince a 3rd grade class that eating vegetables was the same as eating sunshine because plants absorbed solar energy for photosynthesis.

Ashes to ashes,Dust to dust

Sam would be okay with whatever. He's cool like that. He just wants his two buddies to be happy for once.

Weren't the aliens supposed to invade in 2012? Has that happened in the x-files universe and this series is about the aftermath?

It's not about using foreign languages correctly, it's about jokingly using American/British slang popularized around WWI. The "de" is cut and sometimes it's even spelled "toot sweet."

LIES AND CALUMNY!

What a surprise hiring people right for the job, gives better returns than hiring people because they have a dick.

I'm terrified of being mistaken for "that guy" so the ironclad rule is:

I had a guy continually hit on me at my (former) gym for months on end. Despite the fact that I never made eye contact or replied. Finally, I guess it was enough for him, he said,

Of course this isn't a real story until some butthurt mra makes it about male oppression somehow.

Where was the guy body-shaming in this?

random troll is random.

*weeps with joy*

Love the news. Winter Soldier is far and away my favorite MCU film so far, and I think the best constructed film overall as well.

I'm good with this. Cap 2 > Avengers 1.

I really like the armored Batman-look. Never been the fan of the comic-book tights with undies look.

Obligatory

"What kind of milk in your latte?"