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I realise there'll be an awful lot of preconceived prejudice against what a Barbie movie could be (A movie about a girls doll? It could only be awful!) but having watched some of the 'Babie: Life in the dream house' series with my niece which is incredibly self aware and pokes an awful lot fun the products own

If it's anything like the Barbie: Life in The Dreamhouse shorts they have online, I'm on board. That show is hilarious and very clever. My nieces got me hooked.

You have a human sized penis, and he apparently had a penis the size of a human.

Some women just don't get it. They're a condition wherein some women have really tight vaginas, and it actually takes a lot of foreplay to make penetrative sex possible. I am one of those women, and my ex wa totally not on board with having to put in the extra leg work(that, and he was an abusive asshole so...). I

My first serious boyfriend was fucking huge. Like, problematically so for him, let alone me. I was the bottomiest bottom that ever bottomed back then, but I just couldn't catch him. Even blowjobs were mostly handjobs.

to his credit Ali is totally willing to grant his new wife a divorce, provided she pay back her dowry and all the money he spent on her during the courtship

As an Gay Asian man, I must say:

Eh, she deserved it for being a bitch. And really, she set herself right up for it.

once I was out with my friends and they were talking about big dicks and I blurted out that I wasn't a fan and that I once tried to screw a guy with a big dick and it didn't fit. Then everyone laughed and one woman who was kind of the bitchy one said that MrPony must have a small package. That pissed me off and I

Is it wrong I quite like Shia? I know he is a dick but I find him oddly endearing.

My movie buddy and I joked that Rhodey, Sam, and Heimdall are in the movie just to be killed off in that lounge sequence...

So you have nothing better to do while watching this movie? Like enjoying it?

But all those who chose to oppose his shield must yield!

I continue to be somewhat distressed that while we know Rhodey is in this movie, we've only seen him up to that Ultron at the party scene. I'm really hoping that he doesn't get killed off...

"HULK PHOTOBOMB, THEN SMASH!!!"

OK, I know everyone shits on lululemon around here, but after have a premature mid life crisis a few years ago, quitting medicine and thinking I would devote my life to yoga (yes that happened) I went to work for lululemon. They had a policy there of no gossiping. At all. This was a workplace that was 80% women and

"Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are to fast. I would catch it!"