"...If nothing changes, more than 100,000 college students will be sexually assaulted in the upcoming school year."

Solid decision. Never look back.

"I didn't understand it, so I put it on my body for the rest of my life."

I'm 100% convinced that this whole color of dress shit is a conspiracy to keep us distracted from real issues and events, it's rather convenient that it became a thing on the 3th year of Trayvon's death and around another congress pissing match.

I'm so happy for Zephany's parents but I wonder how Zephany feels. The Guardian article didn't quote her and I can't imagine how hard it would be to find out the people you thought were your family were actually your abductors.

In the World War Z universe, you'd be fucked. Zombies were all over small boats and bodies of water were extra dangerous.

Join me in the desert, my friend. I've got a good thing going here.

My strategy remains the same.
1. Eat all of the chocolate remaining in my apartment.
2. Kill self.

Let the Magikarp era begin!

I saw a question on a Reddit AskMen years ago, in which a woman posted that she was sweet, fun, wealthy and young but rather overweight/unattractive. She asked the Reddit crowd if they would ever consider being a "boy toy" with someone like her if she paid for things like their rent and entertainment in exchange for a…

I do not like reading stories dealing with the central theme of a strong powerful man realizing the movement he has devoted himself to is actually built upon toxic foundations rooted in a deep hatred of another group and those who are different...

I know we're supposed to make fun of this because it's so ridiculous (which it is), but I just feel so sorry for her. It legit makes me sad.

But is that REALLY "A Game" though? Like, a Real Game, not a Walking Simulator, like Going To Home or other Not Games? Sure, we can say that they are games, and SURE we can say that the indie scene is the one doing the interesting artistic experimentation with game narrative, and *SURE* you can say that yelling at…

The difference between her and many of us is $1.4 million and the comfort of delusion.

I was 95 percent sure my last boyfriend was real. Unfortunately, I was right.

The sad part is I'm sure there are plenty of non-fictional men out there who would love her for $1.4m. It works for guys and their trophy wives. At least she wouldn't be as lonely.

If this woman is this rich, couldn't she just buy a boy toy locally?

I'm sad that this type of loneliness is real.

"He calls me his flower," Sarah says. "He asks 'has she been watered today?'"

The truly ridiculous part is that the legit GG comments are more ridiculous than what you can do. It's like Jon Stewart and Fox News - no matter what his parody is, they will always be more OTT.

I am having a hard time typing right now because my hands are shaking with such Male Rage, but I will attempt my best effort.