Everyone knows that if you want to catch an Oscar, you need to change your bait every once in a while. This year they happen to be biting at pretentiousness instead of white guilt.

I'm already boycotting. The second the nominations came out, I was like "Fuck it. I'm done with these assholes."

Read this comment over — it doesn't make sense.

If that anonymous Oscar voter didn't like the cast of Selma showing up in "I can't breathe" T-shirts, she's gonna HAAAAATE this.

My friend made a really hilarious music video about how there are no women nominated in the major categories. So insane that this has to be said in 2015.