Tsk, tsk! Just as degenerate as ever, I see! I say that you’ve stained your fucks and I propose you terminate your living experience!

Oh man, I remember that thread on the other story where he accused you of...something? Butts, I think. He accused you of butts. What do you have to say for yourself, chritter??

god, Jensen Ackles is still the prettiest man I’ve ever seen.

Wait aren’t you the user who’s going around and being weird about some other user??

OK but does anybody else consider Caesar Flickman to be one of their chief talking aesthetics?? I strive every day to laugh just as awkwardly/uproariously as Caesar. Please, somebody tell me I’m not alone in this.

I love 30 Rock so much. SO MUCH. *intense stare*

Ugh, I know! The travesty that there were no tables nearby!!

I love her style! Jealous of her classy effortless look. Also, I hope she’s there because of a SO, and that after looking around the room and seeing that everyone there was enjoying this racist mess, she realized that she was too good for this crowd and left his/her ass. :P

At least Jenna can make me laugh :(

Ugh I KNOW! I would never ever ever force my guests to listen to me sing at a party ostensibly not about my music. That’s some real Jenna Maroney sh*t right there.

I just watched it, and I had to keep pausing the video to regain my sanity.

Racism aside, I just do not get the premise of this song at all. This IS a party for Murphy beds, right?? Why are you singing about this Chau guy?? WHO IS THIS CHAU GUY?? Is he from her IRL life?? And why is she so mad at him?? Is he a Murphy bed competitor?? Angry Murphy bed yelp reviewer?? What is the goddang…

As an Asian lady, I’ve had my share of having to keep a polite look on my face as people tell me racist jokes...but never have I had to endure 4 minutes of a racist song sung right to my face!

Constance Wu would fuck her up and the only consolation I can get from this video is imagining her soon-to-be-published tweets destroying this lady. :)

I’m mentally screaming in anger right now. >:(

Ugh thank god you got out at the end, though! High five for leaving his ass.

Ugh, I wanna punch that guy so much. I hope she divorced him later. :(

EW and this is why you’re exes, right? Jeez, I’m sorry you had to go through that.

yaaaaaas

The patriarchy strikes again!! :O