At least Jenna can make me laugh :(

Ugh I KNOW! I would never ever ever force my guests to listen to me sing at a party ostensibly not about my music. That’s some real Jenna Maroney sh*t right there.

I just watched it, and I had to keep pausing the video to regain my sanity.

Racism aside, I just do not get the premise of this song at all. This IS a party for Murphy beds, right?? Why are you singing about this Chau guy?? WHO IS THIS CHAU GUY?? Is he from her IRL life?? And why is she so mad at him?? Is he a Murphy bed competitor?? Angry Murphy bed yelp reviewer?? What is the goddang…

As an Asian lady, I’ve had my share of having to keep a polite look on my face as people tell me racist jokes...but never have I had to endure 4 minutes of a racist song sung right to my face!

Constance Wu would fuck her up and the only consolation I can get from this video is imagining her soon-to-be-published tweets destroying this lady. :)

I’m mentally screaming in anger right now. >:(

Ugh thank god you got out at the end, though! High five for leaving his ass.

Ugh, I wanna punch that guy so much. I hope she divorced him later. :(

EW and this is why you’re exes, right? Jeez, I’m sorry you had to go through that.

yaaaaaas

The patriarchy strikes again!! :O

I WILL EAT MY 5 LBS OF MAC AND CHEESE LIKE A LADY, GODDAMNIT.

That would make a lot of sense, sadly. :(

Haha, I also think the chef deserves the extra food! But I think in this case, she was getting less food than she actually wanted/needed. Like, to the point of hunger? Definitely not cool of the cook boyfriend. So I guess my previous comment should be amended to: “Don’t take food from your partner—just make more for…

This reminds of me of a reddit post where the OP was a woman who was asking for advice because her boyfriend kept giving her less food whenever he cooked them meals. At first he did it because he thought that women needed less calories (still doesn’t justify giving your SO less food without their askance, though), but…

BREAK UP WITH HIM GIRL! (food thievery = total dealbreaker)

I’ve never seen the show, but I did read some comments here about it! WTF? Like.....don’t be proud that you’re bad at your job.

It may be the glasses and the bob, but I’m getting Edna Mode vibes right now! Which is a good thing for everyone to exude.

I like how they’re basically bragging that they’re too dumb to know how to change the dimensions of their clothing.