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Ugh, I wanna punch that guy so much. I hope she divorced him later. :(

EW and this is why you’re exes, right? Jeez, I’m sorry you had to go through that.

yaaaaaas

The patriarchy strikes again!! :O

I WILL EAT MY 5 LBS OF MAC AND CHEESE LIKE A LADY, GODDAMNIT.

That would make a lot of sense, sadly. :(

Haha, I also think the chef deserves the extra food! But I think in this case, she was getting less food than she actually wanted/needed. Like, to the point of hunger? Definitely not cool of the cook boyfriend. So I guess my previous comment should be amended to: “Don’t take food from your partner—just make more for

This reminds of me of a reddit post where the OP was a woman who was asking for advice because her boyfriend kept giving her less food whenever he cooked them meals. At first he did it because he thought that women needed less calories (still doesn’t justify giving your SO less food without their askance, though), but

BREAK UP WITH HIM GIRL! (food thievery = total dealbreaker)

I’ve never seen the show, but I did read some comments here about it! WTF? Like.....don’t be proud that you’re bad at your job.

It may be the glasses and the bob, but I’m getting Edna Mode vibes right now! Which is a good thing for everyone to exude.

I like how they’re basically bragging that they’re too dumb to know how to change the dimensions of their clothing.

Uh if you took science class in college you’d know that the color black is like rgb(0,0,0) which means NO COLOR which means that it’s too hard to design clothes for black women because how can you design without the visible light spectrum. DUH.

TOMGIRL!!! I love it!

It’s yer own danged fault for not cutting off your toes (maybe include your metatarsals for good measure), silly!

AHHHHHHHH is this why I thought the show dropped off the face of the earth?

I’ve never watched Dr. Who either! To me, Broadchuch is the best BBC show :P

UGH WHY WON’T THEY JUST DO IT ALREADY.

I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

My sister’s first introduction to David Tennant was through Jessica Jones. Needless to say, when we watched Broadchurch later, she was thoroughly thrown off because at first she couldn’t stop seeing him as RapeCulture Purple Man.