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When I read that, I tried to be more generous and I did think that is what he probably thought he was saying...but still. I don’t think he phrased that well at all, so it came off as hilariously confusing.

Har! Well then, are you sure you didn’t mean 4-5 times a DAY? ;)

I did not like Pride and Prejudice, but I enjoyed the heck out her performance as Lizzie. Also I loved her in Pirates. JOHN CARNEY 1 V 1 ME BRO

I felt like Mugatu when I read that quote! What reality is this guy living in where acting is not about pretending??

Keira’s thing is to hide who you are and I don’t think you can be an actor and do that.

YES!! I love how Bethesda purposefully played on the trope(?) where you buy an inconsequential item that turns out to be Very Important later. But this time, it just turns out to be a real scam. ;)

YES!! On one hand, I was put off by his use of the word. BUT ON THE OTHER, he said it with a really funny accent so somehow I accepted it?? It’s honestly probably the most conflicted I’ve ever felt in Fallout 4. (I let him live, unlike everyone else. I figure that my character, who I pretend is a very confused dad,

*cries harder* F*CK U BILL I BET INERTIA REALLY -ISN’T- A PROPERTY OF MATTER!!

Oh thank goodness :’)

Nooooooooooooooooooo :’(

Apparently China doesn’t have a credit-score system like the U.S. does. I know my credit card is only to build credit.

I made a :( face IRL when he called me that.

I RP as a very confused dad in Fallout 4, so even though I knew this was a scam, I took it. FOR THE RP!! FOR THE RP!!

OMG this is actually one of my greatest irrational issues with having a child. I get irrationally hangry (hungry angry) if I see someone just throw a plateful of fresh food away. :P

This is the only situation I’d consider sending death threats in. What monster treats chicken nuggets that way??

Ugh, same. I think I can go back to liking Bernie, but incidents like these are making me start to dislike him. I find what he’s doing right now (or rather, not doing—not speaking out more) to be cowardly. I don’t rank bravery or dignity very high on my list of qualities a politician should have...but Bernie’s whole

Sexism is over, you b*tch! —this guy, probs

Wowww are you guys completely incapable of referring to a woman you dislike without calling her a bitch? Or is saying “bitch” every five sentences a verbal tic?

It is my headcanon that Emily Thorne got her Revenge(!) and got bored of her happy ending, ditched Jack, then went on to take a job at SHIELD where she was last seen molesting a WWII vet with her eyes.