Every time a Disney show came on, I got a headache just listening to it in the background. Is it just me, or does every single actor shout their lines? Even the adults! Do they not realize that microphones exist for a reason and that they don’t need to project their voice across an amphitheater?? WHY

Jason it’s very important to all of Kotaku that you immediately weigh in on your coworker Patricia Hernandez’s assertion that we should be able to romance Nick.

I mean, Caroline (and all grumpy-seeming kids) are cute-larious, BUT I don’t like these kinds of articles that drag celeb/politician kids out in the public eye. Imagine Caroline looking herself up 5 years from now, seeing these articles, and then feeling guilty because they imply she doesn’t love her family?

Hi i would like to dissolve the world in ethanol and do a liquid-liquid extraction and throw away all the misogynists plz thank

It doesn’t even make sense from a cold logical perspective though! Like if SAE shows up on your resume, your employer might go, “Isn’t that the racist/rapist frat?”. But I guess I’m expecting way too much logic from college-aged men. :|

*shudders*

I never understood why people would want to join a frat with such a bad reputation. I mean, the frat system in general has a bad reputation, but grimy frats like SAE have the worst reputations.

Your mom has a crush on the president!! Love it!

Thanks for the link! :D

LOL! I don’t think Trump actually understands numbers. This is why he relies heavily on simple, broad phrases to express quantities. Like “yuuuuge” or “a lot” instead of listing numbers or even better qualifiers like “the majority of”.

All they know is that they hate Hillary/every woman ever! Death to feminazis, etc etc

Even if you’re citing an inaccurate poll you should still “label your axes”. That’s just good statistics! :O

LOL trust Gawker to claim that they’re feminist but not get the humor in a physical woman card.

I started trolling the Blue Pill (a subreddit that makes fun of Redpill posts) a while back and on one of the redpill threads they linked to, one of the sexist commenters said he didn’t care for politics, but he’d vote Bernie if he did. BUT since Bernie’s out of the running now, he’d vote for Trump over Clinton in a…

I agree! I will never understand why people will just readily accept fake-ass numbers.

THAT LAST TWEET THO

Nah, that’s just the action movie/big blockbuster side of Hollywood, where they can use China as an excuse for whitewashing/racism.

I had no idea what that was but my first thought was that it was Hawaiian. IT WAS. (Where can I get some?? *cries*)

OMG why the heck did she go to grad school for science if her worldview is so...unscientific?

Uh......welp. I hope she wasn’t in grad school for anything related to biology/genetics/anthropology. (At least your answers were sassy and pissed her off!)