I love thinly disguised condescension and the veiled remarks to race, such as:

Yeah at that age kids don’t really understand how to laugh at themselves, and tend to just cry when laughed at. Laughing at an 8 year old is basically making fun of them personally. So if these kids weren’t in on the joke, I can totally see them being devastated by it later, backstage or at home. :(

Starred for “assassin American”. I’m stealing this typo :D

I am so sorry for your terrible state government :(

JEEZUS. I looked up her wiki page. Sadly, it looks like she was way more liberal in her early years. And now she’s been named one of the worst governors according to MSNBC. LOL. At least your torture is coming to an end. :(

Well, that is just Real Housewives style drama. Shunning someone for a perceive slight that is also never discussed or shown. I know Oklahoma is not unique in hating Obama for no reason, but dammmnnn that takes some serious salt not to meet with the freaking president.

Haha, your comment got my hopes up that OK had a personal vendetta against them though! Like, maybe Obama was like, “I don’t at all care for Oklahoma cuisine” and single-handedly pissed off everyone there.

I’ve said it before, but as a Steve/Sam shipper, this gives me uncomfortable (yet soooo right) feelings about a Hillary/Bernie ship...I MEAN ticket.

I love both candidates (though I lean more towards Bernie), but I am hoping that whoever loses still gets a prominent role in the Cabinet or something. I would love to see Secretary Bernie or Secretary Clinton, round 2.

Oh what! Why do they hate Obama/Bill Clinton? That’s super random to me.

Yup, you’re right! A lot of sites covered it pretty well and they’re all great reads, but as far as sites similar to Jezebel (i.e. openly liberal/feminist), only the Mary Sue (as far as I know) covered it. Also, when I googled “Chris Rock Asian Jokes”, I saw that Jeremy Lin criticized it, which was pretty relevant,…

The Mary Sue covered it! I think Jezebel has focused so much attention on the upcoming election that they’ve missed a lot of stories that they used to cover.

You just blew my mind.

I may be in the minority but I feel like Drumpf is a much cooler last name than Trump. I mean, it has character, you know?

Haha, sorry I didn’t mean to criticize just you. I wanted to respond to both yours and Slay douche’s comment but I don’t know if you can reply (or @) to two people with just one comment.

I agree that the South is racist but it’s not doing anyone good to say racism is only a Southern thing. When we say that, we’re basically saying that other regions are better when in many cases they’re worse. Trump’s not Southern and HE was the one who kicked them out.

I really like the track for Hillary—it reminds me of the original Sims soundtrack. I could really build some houses to that tune.

My friends and I would just say that we were on our periods in private or public. That, or, “I THINK MY UTERUS IS SHEDDING BLOOD AND TISSUE I NEED TO BORROW A PAD PLZ”.

I think that controversy was more substantial because her identifying as an “equalist” was not taken out of context.

I had to star this comment because five minutes later I’m still laughing.